So, as a not-so-adventurous woman who recently lost her sex club v-card, I’m here to walk you through the ins and outs of my first time, and how you and your expectations might just be shook. We had no idea what we were getting into, but f*ck it, we were going. Well, not that kind of sushi, anyway (sorry, mom). Why did I go, then? The same reason anyone would: My husband and I were drunk, bored, and didn’t feel like going out for sushi again. I can’t handle confrontation, comparisons, or situations where my self-confidence will be tested in the slightest. And the most interesting kink of all was the sex club.Īs someone who is jealous 98% of the time, it made zero sense for me to hit up one of these places. Whether it was watching parts of Eyes Wide Shut when my mom thought I was asleep, or devouring every piece of Fifty Shades like the basic betch I am, something about kinky sex has always fascinated me. For the past, say, decade of my life, the idea of sex clubs has tantalized my brain.
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